ADHD Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) I went to the garden centre today Pack of root grow Pack of root trainers Some q4 feed 4 bags of manure 4 60 litre bags of jack magic And some bamboo canes I had to ask someone if they sell coco, after questioning my intentions for it ( errr to grow a plant) and what I'm going to be doing with that lot ( I think she had an idea ) she said they didn't have any left It was the same at the till "what are you going to be growing with all this they ask with loads of people around me I just said what do you think this time 🙃 Good luck they say as I'm leaving ... Edited May 11, 2016 by ADHD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goohfy Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 That's one strange garden centre asking you questions about what they sell I mean you didn't buy a lot I've seen pentioners buy more strange I wouldn't go there again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADHD Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I rekon I must look dodgy or something 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo slim Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I rekon I must look dodgy or something what were you wearing? was it one of these by any chance? 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADHD Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I had the same in pound land when I grabbed 8 of those 1 litre coco packs and 5 packs of tent pegs. The guy said what are you gonna do with all this so I said grow some plants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andromedian Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 what were you wearing? was it one of these by any chance? lol Funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hashi Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 You dont have dreads do you, or was you stinking of weed.When i use to have long hair,back in the old rave days.I use to get the odd funny looks, at garden centers.especially some of the more poshers ones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADHD Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) No mate. I just think I've got one of them faces that looks like I'm up to no good. Edited May 11, 2016 by ADHD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marquee Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) I just bought the following from Wilkos: Garden lime Bone meal A trowel Some ferric phosphate organic slug pellets. A roll of green wire mesh A pare of topiary shears A pot of vasaline WD40 Some really fucking nasty smelling cheap-ass deoderant I guess it'd take a very specialist knowledge to know what my intentions were for this lot. But not a second glance Edited May 11, 2016 by marquee moon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RandyBoBandy Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 perfect weather for plants getting settled 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodland Greenback Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 I gets ma holey jeans and muddy boots out when I go the garden centre, helps me relax a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RandyBoBandy Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 when i bought my cains from the garden centre...small thin cains.. i walked to the till thinking what if they ask me what all these are for ? what shal i say.. and before i thought of something i thought nah... she wont ask.. i got there.. she said i aint counting them! i laughed and said there's 100.. so she got tapping on the till... what ya gonna do with all them... i looked at here for a second, which felt like 5.. and said there for my daughter... little gap.. some school project... have a good day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuggie Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 what were you wearing? was it one of these by any chance? Too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuggie Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) @@RandyBoBandy... Nice manoeuvre sir... Guessing your daughter wasn't with you.... "What you on about dad?" I just say it's for the allotment when ever anyone asks...well it is. It's all about confidence and being at ease, you can say anything with a relaxed smile and people tend not to think out of it ... Or just think I'm a bit eccentric. Penny Rimbaud from Crass said that shop staff sum you up from your appearance and security tend to stereotype people, which is pretty obvious stuff. If you look scruffy (like me) then speaking with a slightly posh accent may lead to the assumption that you are a middle class eccentric and unlikely to steal something. Edited May 11, 2016 by Pete Tugwood 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RandyBoBandy Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) nah she wasnt with me... i should have thought about it, like i was.. then for some reason when i told myself she wont ask.. my mind wonderd streight off on to another subject.. i think im losing it a bit as i get older, because my mind drifts from one thing to another so fast.. and i can never go back to the thing i was thinking previous.. cos its gone in a puff of smoke and forgot.. maybe a break from the weed Edited May 11, 2016 by RandyBoBandy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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