Culchi Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 (edited) Hello BG, interestingly enough I was thinking earlier about Dr Manhattan, his detachment from the human race and all that, thanks for mentioning it. Ok, let's say, for the sake of argument, you get locked in some weird looking device (calm down Randal), but something happens and you get turned into Dr Manhattan (or similar character with a stunt double)? What's your first step? Finally get the hall, stairs and landing decorated? Would anything bear any significance whatsoever? :wink: Edited August 27, 2009 by Culchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BumGravy Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Hello BG, interestingly enough I was thinking earlier about Dr Manhattan, his detachment from the human race and all that, thanks for mentioning it. Np mate Ok, let's say, for the sake of argument, you get locked in some weird looking device (calm down Randal), but something happens and you get turned into Dr Manhattan (or similar character with a stunt double)? What's your first step? Finally get the hall, stairs and landing decorated? Would anything bear any significance whatsoever? :wink: Well that's easy, skin up while making a sandwich and having a wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Culchi Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 :wink: Fair enough BG, hope you're omnihygenic too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenNinja Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Things I'd do if I were omnipotent: 1. Time travel: there's a shitload of gigs I'd be at 2. Invisibility: I'd enjoy many hours in women's changing rooms 3. World Peace: to justify all the gigs and wanking from 1 and 2 4. Jacqui Smith develops rare and uncureable amoebic dysentery and a very serious case of herpes 5. Big Mike of Advanced Nutrients would only be able to tell the truth (like the Jim Carrey film) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randalizer Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 you get locked in some weird looking device (calm down Randal), Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerband Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 So many answers to that question Culchi... Lets start with time travel and murdering Margaret Thatcher I would also, (just occurred to me as I was looking out to the garden) readjust things, so, for instance weed is a friendly plant to be grown in back gardens and Lettuce is illegal I could go on and on .... here ya go... and Im gonna get a LOT of stick for this one... I would destroy the genetics of Low Ryder Am gonna sit back and wait for the flack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keye Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 You should read The God Particle - it has a very interesting chapter on Omnipotence and God. A good read at times. It's available free on t'internet. Written by the guy who did Dilbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 First thing I'd do when I became immortal of course as that's part of the package is go back in time and save my dad from dying of cancer, so him and my mum could die old together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Fair enough BG, hope you're omnihygenic too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father McPot Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I'd create a stone so heavy that I couldn't lift it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfect Haze Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keye Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I'd create a stone so heavy that I couldn't lift it... Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I'd create a stone so heavy that I couldn't lift it... Brilliant. Why? It's a bad paradox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Stoker Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 (edited) I robbed this from a Viz letter but its certainly something I would do give the powers, its something I think about far too often I would invent time travel, then go back and stop crocodiles from happening. Then fast forward to 1995 and laugh as Jimmy Nails single "Shoes" fails to make the UK top 40 chart. Edited August 27, 2009 by MartininLondon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keye Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I'd create a stone so heavy that I couldn't lift it... Brilliant. Why? It's a bad paradox It's a great paradox. If you are omnipotent, you can do anything. So you can create a massive stone that can't be lifted. But you're omnipotent, so you can lift anything. It's a great paradox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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